The New Dumb Idea

by Whiskey & Speed

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released May 24, 2014

Produced by Matt Taylor and Whiskey&Speed
Mixed and Mastered by Matt Cutlas

All songs written by Whiskey and Speed except:
Track 5, Night Goat by the Melvins
Track 7, Too Many Puppies by Primus
Track 10, Power Puff Girls by Bis

Cover art by Nyssa
Booklet art by Dayne
Photos by Adrian Pagano

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Whiskey & Speed Brisbane, Australia

Whiskey & Speed are known for their extremely energetic live shows and intense no holds barred sound. Embracing the kind of rock & roll they grew up with Whiskey&Speed are a band you need to see before you die

Dayne - Vocals
Ben - Guitar/Bass/Backing Vocals
Loki - Bass/Guitar/Backing Vocals
Mick - Drums
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Track Name: It's Alright
Spend all my time just standing in line but it’s alright it’s alright it’s alright. And I spend my time thinking about every little thing but it’s alright its alright its alright.

Yeah Its alright its okay cuz my brain don’t work that way, no. its alright yeah its alright cuz my brain don’t work right, no. no its doesn't, no.

Every day I slave away but it’s alright it’s alright it’s alright. And I’m making my money to have it taken back off me but it’s alright it’s alright it’s alright.

Yeah Its alright its okay cuz my brain don’t work that way, no. its alright yeah its alright cuz my brain don’t work right, no. no its doesn't, no.

I've got to hide my feelings inside but it’s alright it’s alright it’s alright. And I don’t know why I want to die but it’s alright it’s alright it’s alright.

Yeah Its alright its okay cuz my brain don’t work that way, no. its alright yeah its alright cuz my brain don’t work right, no. no its doesn't, no.

Yeah, nooo! I wake up each morning simply ignoring my life story’s getting boring. But when I feel crappy you make me smile and then I’m happy for a little wile. Cuz you make me happy, my brain don’t work right.
Track Name: Braindead
Please listen to the words I say. And listen to the notes we play. You couldn't give a fuck but hey, we’re gonna play it anyway.

And I highly doubt you’ll think about one word I've said cuz you’re brain dead. X2 brain dead.

Just take the time to listen to it. And find yourself lost in the music. Or simply thinking this is bullshit. You’re brain dead I fucking knew it.

And I highly doubt you’ll think about one word I've said cuz you’re brain dead. X2 brain dead.

Hey mum I’m on drugs.

And I highly doubt you’ll think about one word I've said cuz you’re brain dead. X2 brain dead.

Hey mum I’m on drugs.
Track Name: Cartoons
Another day has passed. I come home to relax. I sit down in my seat. I turn on my TV. I don’t watch reality, cuz you know that it bores me. And I don’t care about the news just give me my cartoons.

Give me my cartoons x2.

Now Don’t stand in front of me cuz you know baby I can’t see, you know just what to do. Just give me my fucking cartoons.

Give me my cartoons x2.

Another day has passed. Its seems TVs lost its class. Oh TV I hate you. Just give me my fucking cartoons.

Give me my cartoons x2.
Track Name: Choking Hazard
When we started this shit, didn't know what to do. All I wanted was to yell at mother fuckers like you. And if the words come across too dull. I might have to punch them into your skull.

Warning, it’s choking hazard.

I’m screaming for an hour but there’s still no help. And if you don’t die I’ll put you down myself. And I don’t care if my words hurt you or not. I’ll break your bones with every stick and stone that I've got.

Warning, it’s choking hazard.

I’m screaming at you and you’re screaming at me cuz you’re stupid and I've got to tell you constantly. If there’s one thing that I've got to say before I’m through. It’s fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.

Warning, it’s choking hazard.
Track Name: Night Goat
She wants my way to feel
And I cut my teeth
It's more than nine hundred miles
Oh, I got no more me
Well, you can make my teeth grind
You can make my underworld
It's a bit done well now
It's a big dark hell
You sit and watch out for your tails
Like a poison sold on demand
Like a hard chance
Like a pig tail
I walked myself away
Well, baby, I'm talked about
And I felt it grow
She makes you undefiled now
And she'll clean my nose
I looked so Peaceful
I looked so underworld
I ain't got no mind
But I ain't got no tail
You looked like such a worthy man
Like a sinner tossed on the wind
Like a hard sell
Like I've passed on
Like a willow thrown away
On signs I'll walk down for the way
Like a poison sold on demand
Like a hard sell
Like I'm set down
Like the well one goes away
Track Name: The New Dumb Idea
I have a new idea, something mind blowing. Talking out loud but the words aren’t flowing. A new idea something to inspire, make a lot of cash, settle down and retire.

A new idea is becoming clear, if I think too much it might disappear. A dumb idea, loud and clear, if I think too much it might disappear.

A new idea, I don’t know what for. A new idea, something never done before. A new idea, something young and proud, and if it’s shit, we’ll just simply make it loud.

A new idea is becoming clear, if I think too much it might disappear. A dumb idea, loud and clear, if I think too much it might disappear.

My new idea is extravagant. My new ideas gona pay my rent. My new idea, it’s coming fast. My new idea’s gonna kick your ass.

A new idea is becoming clear, if I think too much it might disappear. A dumb idea, loud and clear, if I think too much it might disappear.

A new idea for your mind to ponder. A new idea for your mind to wander. A new idea for your little brain. My new idea’s gonna drive you insane.

A new idea is becoming clear, if I think too much it might disappear. A dumb idea, loud and clear, if I think too much it might disappear. Dumb, dumb, new
Track Name: Too Many Puppies
Too many puppies are being shot in the dark.
Too many puppies are trained not to bark.
At the sight of blood that must be spilled so that
We may maintain our oil fields.
Too many puppies
Too many puppies are taught to heal.
Too many puppies are trained to kill.
On the command of men wearing money belts that buy
mistresses sleek animal pelts.
Too many puppies.

Too many puppies with guns in their hands.
Too many puppies in foreign lands.
Are dressed up sharp in suits of green and
Placed upon the war machine.
Too many puppies are just like me.
Too many puppies are afraid to see.
The visions of the past brought to life again,
Too many puppies, too many dead men.
Track Name: Bunny
You know you’re much too young to have lipstick on, when face paint’s no longer that fun. Do what you told. You’re just eleven years old. Can somebody please tell me what’s wrong with this world?

God damn it, bunny rabbit. I hope it’s not you the good girls look up to. God damn it, bunny rabbit. You should know not to be dancing at our show.

And I’ll admit, you make me sick, but there’s nothing you can do about it. Cuz it’s your dad, sucking on his fag. I bet you’re not the daughter that he wish he had.

God damn it, bunny rabbit. I hope it’s not you the good girls look up to. God damn it, bunny rabbit. You should know not to be dancing at our show.

Get off the stage and start acting your age.You’re a pedophiles dream on a Facebook page. I know it’s wrong, one day you’ll hear this song. I hope you’re making money as you’re dancing along.

God damn it, bunny rabbit. I hope it’s not you the good girls look up to. God damn it, bunny rabbit. You should know not to be dancing at our show.

God damn it.

God damn it, bunny rabbit. I hope it’s not you the good girls look up to. God damn it, bunny rabbit. You should know not to be dancing at our show.
Track Name: Back Of My Mind
Sometimes I find myself thinking maybe I should just quit smoking and drinking. Then I think again no that aint right. I want to be fucked up for the rest of my life.

Cuz in the back of my mind, in the back of my mind, in the back of my mind oh. X2 I know I won’t survive this life. No.

Lord know I've met some women, and lord knows you just can’t please them. The concept of love seems far too grand for a guy like me to simply understand.

Cuz in the back of my mind, in the back of my mind, in the back of my mind oh. X2 I know I won’t survive this life. No.

One day I might just find that girl and take her all around the world. Then one day I might settle down, and put on a smile to cover up my frown. In the back of my mind.
Track Name: Kang & Kodos
From beyond the stars they came from mars. Down to this planet which we call ours. Now they weren't impressed, humanity distressed. Erase this place or put it to the test.

You know it’s all true. They’re coming after you. They come from outer space. They've come here to invade.

No arms or legs, tentacles instead. Erasing brains with they’re lazer rays. Destroy everything without green skin. And take control with their UFOs. Chorus. The human race degraded to slaves as they rule the globe with their anal probe. And every night when you shut your eyes, you seal your doom, they’re crawling into your room.

You know it’s all true. They’re coming after you. They come from outer space. They've come here to invade.

And they blew up every monument. Degrading all the continents. They killed off the celebrities. And they brought the military to it’s knees. And they traumatized the president and vaporized the evidence. Yes they enjoy the taste of this human race, they enjoy the taste of this human race.

You know it’s all true. They’re coming after you. They come from outer space. They've come here to invade.
you know it’s all true. They’re coming after you. They all like the taste, of this human race.
Track Name: Sanity
Seems half my memory is slowly leaving me. The other half have been repressed. Sometimes occasionally I’m kind of sad you see, that doesn’t make me depressed. And being called stupid is something I deal with, but don’t you dare call me a liar. Please listen to me when I plead insanity. Should know nothing winds me up tighter.

You've got to see, I struggle with my sanity. X2 you've got to see.

Working every day with people screaming at me. I come home sore and tired. Yes I like to drink so I don’t have to think. Sucking on bottles like a pacifier.

You've got to see, I struggle with my sanity. X2 you've got to see.

Spending my money on people who love me, ask for nothing in return. You’ve got to understand I’m in a rock and roll band. I've got a lot of lessons to learn.

You've got to see, I struggle with my sanity. X2 you've got to see.

You've got to see.
Sanity.